Thursday, 29 November 2012

IT'S TOMORROW! IT'S FUCKING TOMORROW!!!!

the reality of whats being attempted tomorrow has just hit me. well... at least when it's done i can... say that i've done it? which will be nice.

i believe as well as myself (@mixyric) mark (@montygristo) and tim (@timclarepoet) we've managed to recruit 2 others to join this... madness? which is nice. if twitter doesnt lie, their names are @jamiedoughty and @wordgeeksarah .

this means assuming we all complete this task tomorrow we will have created 500 poems between us. which is nice.

if you are free tomorrow for any reason (unemployed/just dont fancy going to work) and know how to write, feel free to join us.

if you really enjoy watching us create/go insane, we thought it would be nice to give people the option of contributing to a worthy cause. we decided to support a charity 'ministry of stories' check them out  http://www.justgiving.com/100poems and if you decide to make a donation, no matter how big or small, that would be nice.


right. here's the 100 titles i'll be working with tomorrow, thanks to all who chipped in with ideas. towards the end of the day i may possibly take on new suggestions depending on how insane i'm going. i may even try to take on more than 100 if i'm feeling especially cocky. then again i may break down to a puddle after 2, you never know.

at the moment my plan is to start at 1 and work my way through to 100




100 poems in a day - titles

1.       My enemies enemy

2.       Dark days

3.       Remember to stupefy

4.       Life

5.       9 to 5

6.       Weekends

7.       Every year we get older

8.       Some ideas

9.       Skittls and socks

10.   The bald beaver

11.   Catch him a pike

12.   Keep it simple

13.   Bullseye style

14.   Smartphone rage

15.   The one letter poem

16.   Everything I do I do it for suits

17.   One of my scars

18.   Nutters on the bus

19.   Kebab shop

20.   Pigeons on my aerial

21.   Reality tv

22.   The shadow of his cigar

23.   Honor

24.   Starburst and tomatos

25.   The re discovering of Scooby doo’s left paw

26.   Apple pie

27.   My day in japan

28.   Seventh heaven

29.   Traffic lights

30.   Mr jones has a fancy new pair of underpants

31.   My love of petrol stations

32.   Irrational thoughts of a 12 year old

33.   Little red shoes

34.   The day I started puberty

35.   The wayward sheep

36.   Sweating it in December

37.   What the fuck are you playing at barry?

38.   Cheeseburger

39.   Puzzled platypus

40.   Bedraggled banter on the subject of bivalves

41.   Illicit literacy

42.   My favourite way to look a fool

43.   Fizzy kitten jizz

44.   If silence had a beat

45.   Jungle bunny

46.   Mixers are us

47.   An ode to jode

48.   Freddie forsyth

49.   Olympic standard apathy

50.   My roast

51.   My tortoise ate a unicorn

52.   50 shades of shit

53.   My dingo ate a baby

54.   The common man

55.   Swimming with incontinent dolphins

56.   The hidden truth of the warmth you feel

57.   Sentinels of society

58.   The inconsistencies of Bilbo baggins

59.   Subliminal influence

60.   Sharted

61.   Butt plugs and why I love them

62.   Fred flintstone’s a bad man

63.   If winter should utter unspeakable things

64.   The internet is broken

65.   Sex in the snow

66.   Paedophile

67.   I wish I hadnt eaten that bee

68.   The anonymous iguana

69.   Decidedly undecided

70.   Spectacular sophie

71.   And that’s when I touched her bum

72.   Council estate agent

73.   Stress of 100 poems

74.   Bits and pieces

75.   Round our way

76.   Prior preparation prevents piss poor performance

77.   Angry daves mum

78.   Ponderings on the decline of a happy shopper

79.   Little chef

80.   Did she just shit herself

81.   I blagged it mate

82.   The minuets run past my face like piss running into my sock

83.   Kurt cobain didn’t mean it

84.   Your face looks prettier in a jar

85.   I’m a bee, why did you eat me

86.   Your mum makes a mean sandwich

87.   Why did everyone like Linkin park

88.   I’m stopping now

89.   His coffin was a sphere of jelly

90.   So I banged it

91.   77 Sundays in heaven son

92.   Inflatable sheep

93.   Go-bot rape

94.   Fell in love on the tube again. what is it about tramps?

95.   I’m a tramp. Why did you eat me?

96.   Bee sheep bang bang tramp sandwich

97.   If you ask me to play gangham style, I’ll feed you to the pigs

98.   If I were president, obama would be a shit mc

99.   Thoughts on Edinburgh

100.                        Ha ha ha hee hee ha ha hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha



thats right. thats how i roll.

much love peeps, the antics start tomorrow.

to all my fellow poets joining us - rest the fuck up, sleep like a brick

blessingtonians all

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