51.       My tortoise ate a unicorn

If I’d known he was that hungry I would have gave him a more substantial lunch

I was fond of that unicorn

He was good to me.

I love my tortoise all the same of course

And I don’t know how he devoured that unicorn.

Guess I'll never know why he found it so attractive.

Please say a prayer for my unicorn

I miss him lots .

If you’ve never seen a tortoise poo a horn

I can always show you the vid I got