13.       Bullseye style

he was 180 years old with red pupils.

By the time tv came about he was too set in his ways to care

He’d never even seen the once popular darts programme,

But everyone would ask his age then repeat it and laugh.

He was in good shape for 180 years old

Alive was impressive enough,

But he was sick of people

All of them.

He made a promise that the next time someone asked his age he would not reply

He would just stamp his foot

Lower his head

And charge