58.       The inconsistencies of Bilbo baggins

Bilbo’s a popular well known guy, I’m not gonna talk about that ring.

I’ll tell you something you don’t know, way before frodo

Bilbo used to play chess against himself in the mirror and grin.

He’d get all defensive never let his

Queen, rook, knight, pawn or bishop on either side capture a king.

He played again and again and unless he had a friend

He’d tied before he could begin.

He often lost

It was very rare of him to win