81.       I blagged it mate

I have no idea how I did it

I feel lucky to be alive

I swear I was so on edge I nearly cried

I didn’t enjoy doing it

but I felt I had to lie

I could see something crazy brewing in her wide eyes

As she stood up infront of me

My arms were tense down by my sides

She said ‘does my bum look big in this’

I said ‘na babe you look fine’