97   If you ask me to play gangham style, I’ll feed you to the pigs

I’ll do it, don’t test me

I know what you’re thinking

One of two things

One: pigs don’t eat people

Well you clearly haven’t seen snatch.

Two: this guy doesn’t have pigs

No, you’re right, I don’t have pigs.

But I do live in a place called milking nook

Cattle everywhere.

I could have you ate at about 8 different farms

Go on…

Ask me….

See what fucking happens