Friday, 30 November 2012

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     Bee sheep bang bang tramp sandwich

Alright I’m on this

I’ve still got that fucking bee in my bonnet

I’m feeling a bit of bee sheep bang bang tramp sandwich

I’d ready to rock it.

I ducked out to find the wayward sheep she made it to latitude

She was spray painted pink and had acquired a bad attitude.

Kept on my journey picked up baaaaaabra

Got on the tube picked up the tramp offered her back to mine

I’m a charmer.

We couldn’t of headed home any faster

After

No more than 5 seconds

Began the palava.

The tramp climbed on top of me with baaabra in her hand

The wayward sheep was bleeting

She mounted the back of the tramp

And for about 4 hours we banged and we banged

There was pink wool everywhere

I could have knitted several jackets for my nan

After that

We all collapsed on the couch

As I fell to the ground

The bee slipped out of my mouth

‘I DIDN’T NEED THAT!’ it screamed

Flew up to the window and out

Finally lost that buzzing sound.

I’d advise if you get the chance and think you can manage

Hook yourself up with a bee sheep bang bang trap sandwich

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