53.       My dingo ate a baby

People got really arsey about it

I already told them

‘I’ve got a dingo that likes to eat babies’.

You’d think they’d avoid binging their kids round

Idiots.

And now I’m the bad guy?

Please.

Everyone else understood the warning

It’s just as relivant as

‘Help your kid’s with their homework’

‘Let them know you’re there and you care’

‘Treat your kids like humans’

‘Don’t take your baby where the baby eating dingo lives’

Some parents are fucking idiots.