26.       Apple pie

I’d kill for an apple pie right now, I don’t know what I was thinking

I’ve got water, orange juice and energy drink to be drinking

Oranges, pears, sweet chillie houmous with pitta to dip in

Bacon rashes, cookies and pastery filled with tikka chicken.

So if you have an apple pie and would like to make a trade

Feel free to drop me a message and see what we can arrange

I mean I’m gonna be pretty busy writing these poems all day

But for a apple pie I can take a break