18.       Nutters on the bus

I don’t think they use public transport as it was intended to be used

Everytime I get on the bus I see them

Sitting across the back seats.

Playing repetitive shit music as loud as their phones allow.

One day I’ll ask them

‘do you have somewhere to be?’

And I’m certain they will lie to me by saying yes

Some people just enjoy buses

There’s nothing wrong with that I could too if you gobby annoying twats

Weren’t always hogging the seats with legroom at the back

This is your stop right?

Please…

let this be your stop