37.       What the fuck are you playing at barry?

What the fuck are you playing at Barry? You’ve had all year to find me a present

I even offered for you to come shopping with me on the 11^th

So I don’t care if you have a stressful day you brought it on yourself

While you’re out, I need some wine and milk and crackers. That would help

You better not get me something shit on your last minute rush

Or next Christmas is the next time your penis will get touched

Now I’ll be at home out of the weather relaxing at my leisure,

Feel that pressure and next year, try to do a little better.