43.       Fizzy kitten jizz

If you’ve never seen fizzy kitten jizz

Your life so far has been wasted.

You thought kittens were cute?

Wait till on puts that fizzy jizz on you.

It’s like that foam soap that you squeeze on your hands

And when you rub it in it expands

But don’t wash with it

Oh no

Though it has qualities that clean human skin

It is extremely potent to other cats

The last person that washed in fizzy kitten jizz was torn to shreds by a pack or Persian blues

It’s almost like fizzy kitten jizz was designed to trick people

The safest way to enjoy it is to aim the cat penis like a can of spray paint

Find a wall and draw a pretty picture

But be sure not to wash with it

I can't stress that point enough.

Look at your cat now

Look deep in to it’s eyes.

You can see it plotting your demise