45.       Jungle bunny

He was the love child of Sylvester stalone and babs bunny

They called him Slabs

A tiny animated Rambo with big ears and a cute nose

He was unfuckwithable.

So unfuckwithable that when a shitty rapper called Mixy went killing rabbits back in 2009

Slabs was the only bunny that survived.

Slab’s time had been spent training and waiting for his chance to get back at mixy

Then finally

3 years later… Slabs got a call.

A voice said 'Mixy will be writing 100 poems in 1 day at his home'

Then hung up the phone

‘What a queer’ Slabs said to himself.

Millitant cute homophobic bunny.

The next

He managed to track Mixy on a strong scent of oranges

Slabs reached the door of the house and peered through the window

As he did, there was a loud ‘snap’

Slabs looked up to see a slab falling towards him

Splat

Slabs was crushed with a  slab

Just for attempting to get revenge on Mixy

Some people are just too fucking good at killing rabbits

Elmo Fudd was a rookie