39.       Puzzled platypus

For years he thought he was a duck

It was only when a passing fish called him a ‘dizzy platypus’ he realised he wasn’t

This new discovery left him oh so puzzled.

He liked being a duck

For one thing he didn’t need to check his previous writing to make sure he spelt it right.

It changed his whole outlook on life.

He’d always grudged Chinese people and feared them

But now he had no reason.

Looks like he needs to start over

'What is a Platypus'

He pondered