68.       The anonymous iguana

He lured me over to the open window where he hid in the shadows

‘whats your name?’ I asked

‘call me iggy’ he replied

I saw no reason why he'd need to hide his identity

‘so iggy, why are you here?’ I asked

He was silent for a few seconds then replied

‘if I told you I’d have to kill you’

Feeling pretty confident that no shady iguana could take me on I said

‘give it a try you lizard fuck’.

Next thing I know I awoke on the floor in a daze

There was a cluster of dead flies next to me

As I looked closer I realised

Iggy had used the fly corpses to write me a message.

It read

‘that was a warning. I’ll be back for these flies’

I now live in fear every day