14.       Smartphone rage

My phone makes me feel stupid

It knows everything, and it’s only a year old

When I spell something wrong it corrects me

When I’m lost it tells me where to go

It keeps me informed of the date and time

In the dark it provides a glow

And it’s not even humble about it

Yes mate you’re smart, but you don’t need to use that tone

If you’re gonna remain this cocky

I’ve had enough you’ll get disowned

You might go to sleep and never wake up

If I don’t charge you when I get home

So bollocks off you arrogant twat

Yes well done there’s a lot you know

But you don’t seem to understand your place

I’m your master. Just do what your told