Friday 30 November 2012


98     If I were president, obama would be a shit mc

See I could run America.

Shit I could run the world if I had the chance

Meanwhile

How many opportunities has obama had to rock the mic?

FUCKING LOADS!

I bet if he did try he’d be one of those overly basic rappers

The sort that rely on ‘swagga’ and have no technical ability

If you’re reading this obama

I’d love to give you the chance to prove me wrong

I wouldn’t normally battle beginners

But you being ‘president’ an all

I’ll give you a chance.

Come over here we can do it on don’t flop

You’re so fucked

Do you know how many things rhyme with president?

Hesitant, elephant, irrelevant

It’s over.

Bodybag

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