64.       The internet is broken

Is it?? Please say it is

Any excuse to escape this is my 64^th poem today I’ve still gotta find a way to do another 36

Come on BT your always cocking things up

My service has always been shit

Oh today you’re on point. Well done

What great timing to get it fixed

63.       If winter should utter unspeakable things

If winter should utter unspeakable things

It would do so in the coldest tone

Deliver words on a frosty breeze

Cover beauty like snow.

Cause waves of hard rain to fall

In hope the heavy nature of whats spoken won’t float

Mislead you with a bit of sun, false sense of security

In an attempt for you to suffer the blow your coat

62.       Fred flintstone’s a bad man

BLOOD!

MAN DRIVES CAR WITH NO SHOES BLOOD!

BARE FEET ON THE ROAD BLUD!

MOVES HIS FAM AROUND BEDROCK WITH HIS FEET AND DRAWS NO BLOOD!

I KNOW BLOOD!

Mans a bad man out her

61.       Butt plugs and why I love them

Such practical little things

Beneficial to shy she males and incontinent dolphins.

Unfortunately, there is no butt plug retailer that caters for dolphins.

The she male on the other hand had no excuse

I’m bet money she owns one.

Ahh butt plugs

There was never a better gift for your secret santa

60.       Sharted

‘Sharted!’ shouted the shy shemale

As she shat in her skirt.

She should have used the facilities

Now her shrivelled shlong is slathered in dirt.

‘Surely this shit shouldn’t spray’

She said sobbing, her sphincter hurt.

She slowly sat her soggy bum down

Seems the surgeon showed shabby work.

59.       Subliminal influence

Many don’t believe subliminal influence is possible

Well, we’re going to test it right now.

Open your mind to me for a second as you read this

Get relaxed maybe have a lie down.

Now the standard of what you know good writing to be

I will scrape from your brain and throw out.

Now read every single one of these poems I’ve wrote

If it worked each one of them deserves a 'wow'.

Now don’t stand up to fast, take it steady

If you think this one is good

Subliminal influece is working already

58.       The inconsistencies of Bilbo baggins

Bilbo’s a popular well known guy, I’m not gonna talk about that ring.

I’ll tell you something you don’t know, way before frodo

Bilbo used to play chess against himself in the mirror and grin.

He’d get all defensive never let his

Queen, rook, knight, pawn or bishop on either side capture a king.

He played again and again and unless he had a friend

He’d tied before he could begin.

He often lost

It was very rare of him to win